December 2010
35 posts
Sometimes I can make myself sweat. With my mind … But I can’t make...
– my mom
!!!!
I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except...
– Naked Lunch, William S. Burroughs
Susan Boyle at Rockefeller Center
Mom: What's the story??????
Me: Going out to dinner
Mom: Not to Susan Doyle?
Me: Boyle?
Mom: Doyle
Mom: The phone has a mind of it's own! Won't type B
Mom: It doesn't like Susan
Mom: It prefers Doyle
Mom: You try
Me: Boyle
some ideas for a lotr analysis book i’m writing
ever recognize how similar “Mordor” sounds to the word “murder”? i know freaky right probably blew your mind, expect no less in my upcoming book.
nuuutzo
checking our "emergency" clothes
3 tags
HAH
josh: statistics sucks
me: that sucks. calculus is actually really fun and easy.
why would he bog down his speech with useless things… like facts?
– nat hendel
superfantaz: